7. Before downloading a foreign language movie, download the subtitles beforehand....otherwise keep 2 disprins handy..
8. Never sit with a conductor of a blue line bus...especially if he's fond of singing..
9. Don't order Potato Salad in Cafe 100...infact, don't ever order any salad anywhere...if you like it so much, buy some fruits and vegetables and make it at home...at one-tenth price..
10. When someone walks like, talks like, eats like, smiles like, stares like and behaves like a mean ol pig/bitch...chances are he/she is a mean old pig/bitch...
11. Don't go to Imdb search, when you've an exam tomorrow..
12. Always note the no. of autorickshaw...or one day you'll regret..
Still some more left...will post later...
8. Never sit with a conductor of a blue line bus...especially if he's fond of singing..
9. Don't order Potato Salad in Cafe 100...infact, don't ever order any salad anywhere...if you like it so much, buy some fruits and vegetables and make it at home...at one-tenth price..
10. When someone walks like, talks like, eats like, smiles like, stares like and behaves like a mean ol pig/bitch...chances are he/she is a mean old pig/bitch...
11. Don't go to Imdb search, when you've an exam tomorrow..
12. Always note the no. of autorickshaw...or one day you'll regret..
Still some more left...will post later...
3 comments:
and yes one more..
always ensure b4 going for bungee that u hv all ur frends there
shit am so gud in these,life really has taught me sum..
wen u r in sum kinda capri or three forths try nt to wear black sandals wid white socks :) wotsay palli
you're hell bent on embarrassing me...
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