Things life has taught me.. part 8

1. Don't boast of your self-defense classes to guys, who can spin you like a bottle.
2. Don't keep the bill with your shirt, that you're supposed to return; coz somehow water will come and create spots on it..
3. Don't let your wallet get wet.. its just embarrassing when you use wet notes at shop; try if you don't believe me.
4. Don't wake your brother up at the middle of the night to ask if you can go out.. not only would he say "NO".. he'll be sure now that you've lost it.
5. Don't drink with a secret.. always gets puked out.
6. Shopping is like a game.. more you play, better you get.
7. Learn cooking.. save yourself the enormous guilt of asking someone else to cook for you, when your parents are out.
8. Even when you can't be sure of what you want to be; at least be sure of what you definitely don't want to be.. would keep things rolling for now.
9. I'm totally sure that not being able to remember birthdays is an illness, and I'm suffering from that.. and I don't think I can recover.

Things life has taught me.. part 7

1. Don't eat too many chocs too fast.. it reflects on ur belly and ur head spins..
2. Do Not ever get drastic short hair-cut, when you really have got used to the long locks.. hurts really bad, the following mornings..
3. Never fall for a guy, who already has a hot girlfriend.. just doesn't make sense.
4. Try to be more strong-willed.. read newspaper, exercise .. instead of just making fragile resolves.
5. When you're tripping, speak a little more.. its fun to feel how every word, every syllable can be sensed.. how each body movement can be felt as a combination of a million small movements.. how every face dissects into small-small parts and you can finally read through them.
6. Don't smoke alone, its too depressing..
7. Every small conversation at the end of the day, adds on to you.. so try to pay attention, you might just get inspired by something.
8. Its difficult to hate someone, who complements you.. impossible to hate the one, who makes you laugh.

Things life has taught me... part 6(btp spl.)

1. Don't be foolish enough to do it alone.
2. Don't do it outside, when everyone else is doing it from the college itself.
3. Don't forget its your few last days of college, that you'd be sacrificing.
4. Once you've made all the above mistakes, don't regret it.
5. When you finally start making progress, don't let it go to your head or think of yourself as some superman/girl; coz very soon something will go wrong.
6. Remember every problem has a solution or a way to bypass it.
7. I don't know about research or innovation, but this definitely teaches a thing or two about looking at life as a giant video-game, in which you not only need to survive but also have to go to the next level.
8. And ya, don't wait for a love-letter from authorities to realize that your ass is on the line here.

Things life has taught me...part 5(basketball spl.)

28. Always play, even when you're not doing anything.. somehow on-court witnessing has more action than off-court.

29. If you suck at the game... blame it on the basketball.

30. When it gets crazy on court, form a safety zone with your body.

31. Never ever let a dog/bitch come near to the ball, have already seen one ball die this way.

32. You might realize, you'll never get good at this game.. but thats no reason not to play.

33. Miracles do happen, so do flukes, just wait for your day.

34. When you get injured, try to get a lot of attention by screaming your lungs out; then suddenly act cool and say its okay.. at least thats what everyone else does!!

35. If its in.. its the right way to do it.

36. While checking, be violent, but don't look violent.. and say "Sorry" "My bad" generously.

37. Have fun, most important..

Things life has taught me..part 4(mumbai spl)

19. Mumbai is NOT SAFE.. dont wear anything daring, otherwise get ready for comments which gets your ear-wax so ashamed, that it melts under pressure.

20. Don't wear your watch to a beach, even if its water-proof, coz its still not sink-proof. (Courtesy: Paawan)

21. Don't send your designs to IIT, Mumbai (they'll just cheat them as it is, and act cool)

22. Don't sleep in a train, esp. when mischievous friends (who are into face painting ) are around.

23. Mumbai local trains require you to be faster, smarter and stronger than you ever will be while in delhi.

24. Keep your fists closed and maintain the original pace when a bunch of street-dogs follow.

25. Always be nice to your fellow teams, you never know, when you need their safety pins, hair-pins etc.

26. Whenever there are more people around, there will be discussions, and discussions contradicting prev discussions, and discussions why we should be having discussions; and lastly, how we never needed any discussion..so either just be patient, or do your own thing.

27. Always play train games...sometimes you discover great things about yourself and others... all in a train journey!!!

Things life has taught me...part 3(jaipur trip special)

13. Don't get scared of any weird old guy, who says he got a headache coz you were taking pictures.
14. When you're not winning a card game; blame the damn luck, and have fun loosing.
15. Tying your shoe-laces is a very private thing...avoid doing it in public.
16. Don't ever get sick before a free and unlimited and delicious dinner, you'll regret it throughout your life.
17. This one courtesy a friend...10 glasses chach+15 glasses jaljeera+lots of jalebi=stomach produces some thick syrup continuously.
18.Most important...don't take two bags to a three days trip when everyone else is taking one...for some reason, its very funny to some people.

Things life has taught me...part 2..

7. Before downloading a foreign language movie, download the subtitles beforehand....otherwise keep 2 disprins handy..
8. Never sit with a conductor of a blue line bus...especially if he's fond of singing..
9. Don't order Potato Salad in Cafe 100...infact, don't ever order any salad anywhere...if you like it so much, buy some fruits and vegetables and make it at home...at one-tenth price..
10. When someone walks like, talks like, eats like, smiles like, stares like and behaves like a mean ol pig/bitch...chances are he/she is a mean old pig/bitch...
11. Don't go to Imdb search, when you've an exam tomorrow..
12. Always note the no. of autorickshaw...or one day you'll regret..

Still some more left...will post later...

Things life has taught me...

A recent accident that happened has helped me revise the things that i have learned from life...

1. Never put you bag on the backside of auto..you're doomed to forget it
2. Never buy an expensive wallet.. the more tattered it is, the better chances of it not getting stolen/lost.
3. Always travel light..the less you've, the less you loose
4. If you're on a diet, a great tip-don't keep any junk at home...most hunger-pangs occur at night, so always keep the fridge free from junk...
5. Consume your chocolates as soon as possible...they have a mysterious property of being eaten away by your younger brother
6. What goes around, comes around...trust me on this!...so don't do murder/rape/robbery or other crimes
there're plenty of these...will post them later...have to sleep now...too tired...